Is... Is that... YES! Someone is finally following this shitty BLOG...!

DING! DING! DING! And the door prize for first-ever follower to this here shitty blog goes to none other than Beemo1!! (Not counting yours truly, of course. I finally followed my own blog because I'm just that narcissistic, and because dammit someone has to read it.) Anyhoo, welcome aboard Beemo1, and thanks for the follow. May our days be filled with endless mirth and merriment as we travel down the crabby path of joyless sobriety forever. (It's not that bad. Really, it isn't.) Meanwhile, just know that it is well-informed readers of distinction such as yourself who make the hours of toil at the keyboard worthwhile. Please don't go away.