Is that... Is that A COMMENT!?

DING-DING-DING! Door prize for first-ever comment on this here shitty blog goes to none other than CrankyOtter! I must admit, I do rather appreciate his handle (is it possible we're distant cousins?) Whatever the case, we've crossed a quiet milestone here and celebrations are in order. I raise my glass of sparkling non-alcoholic grape juice to one and all. Now talk amongst yourselves, I'm a little verklempt.